Conservatives - Enlarged Underground Stems with Cheese Curds

Pierre Poutine - Peter has cheese curds and gravy over his well fried tubers.

These enlarged underground stems are a perfect definition of today's Conservatives.

So Pierre apparently is being compared to Frank Valeriote the Liberal MP from Guelph whose campaign did not follow rules when making robocalls.

Let's examine the two situations. I can't believe this is necessary - but after watching the national media - here goes.

So Frank's campaign conducted some robocalls for the purpose of telling the electorate of Guelph that the Conservative candidate is opposed to abortion.

Okay - is he opposed to abortion? Is Marty Burke opposed to abortion?

The message was sent improperly and should not have been done that way. Were the voters duped? Were the voters lied to in order that they not vote?

Now Pierre's efforts was to advise people that there polling station had changed location. The call was supposed to be from Elections Canada.

Elections Canada did not make the calls so who did? Pierre Poutine? Did Pierre lie to voters? Did Pierre attempt to stop people from voting? Were the polling stations moved?

Now I am supposed to compare these two.

Anything but the truth.