Sue's Blog

Monday, October 08, 2007

Napkins for the table...

or tissues for tears of joy or defeat. Sue's Blog also recommends this for wrapping for favorite Christmas gifts like perfumes for Walter - wine for Paul - a smoke for Trevor - some gyproc for Ed.

It can also be framed for hanging on the wall - especially for those politicians who might spend some time in the clink.

Share it with your friends - share it with a neighbour - if you are Liberal you could have it hooked for a rug - place mats for fine dining. Can be enlarged to a mural for your living room wall or grandma's hall - or the side of a fish flake - on your barn - or even replace some of Andy's nemesis - graffiti.

To get some of the man's luck - it even comes in a bingo blotter. When you play IP Freely's bingo you can use this - to win quicker.

If you would like it for a corporate seal - no problem - allow 1 week for delivery - it has to go through the environmental review process.

Sue's Blog should donate some to the food bank as well - to package in with the boxes of prosperity. Available soon on bandages and license plates as you travel in your u-haul.

Use it on your resume - when applying for a job in Alberta - they love him.

Send it to Stephen Harper every time you want to protest a federal government decision.

Add it to your municipal signage - it will attract more tourists.

And if you have a sports car or want to feel like you are driving one - it comes in self-stick decals. Comes in removable tattoo's or iron on patches for your golf or hockey bags.

Decorative stamp for all your envelopes - especially when paying your cable bill. Next time you see the Premier - get an autograph and put it in your scrapbook.

Gotta have a bit of fun - order yours now - price goes up tomorrow.

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