I do not like Green Eggs and Kale - I do not like them Dunderdale

With apologies to Dr. Seuss
With grave concern for the future of our place.

So which is it Premier Dunderdale? Stop or Go?

The Tories - under the leadership of Kathy Dunderdale - are likewise swimming in circles like a goldfish on its last fins.

Which way Premier - they must ask - this way or that?

What to do Premier - they must ask - stop or go?

What to say Premier - they must ask - we agree or disagree?

Do we like Green Eggs and Kale ?

Do we like them Dunderdale?

Do we like them with a Tweet - do we like them extra sweet?

I do not like Green Eggs and Kale - for I am the floundering Dunderdale.

Do we like them in the House?

Do we like them with a Mouse?

Do we like them from a Can?

We must ask the Ross Wiseman.

Do we like them with Facebook?

Do we like them down the Lane?

Do we like them with a Kent?

Do we like them with Gin and Collins?

I do not like Green Eggs and Kale - for I am the floundering Dunderdale.

Not in a dory! Not on the dock!
Not on Facebook! Dunderdale! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a tweet.
I could not, would not, with a skeet.
I will not eat them with a Kent.
I will not eat them down a Lane.
I will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not like them, Dunderdale-I-am.

BUT WAIT

WE do so like
Green Eggs and Kale!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Dunderdale.


Now as fickle as this may seem - after listening to the Premier and her legion of speakers - regarding Twittergate - nothing can be taken seriously.

That is the most serious problem we have. Just stop and think a minute - these are the people responsible for the Muskrat Falls deal.