It's just as well Prime Minister Harper move in with the Simpson's and give Homer a hand.
D'oh!
Harper now has advised us lowly Canadians from his temporary political hide-out in South America - that he knows why Wright gave Duffy the cash. He says Nigel did it to reimburse taxpayers.
D'oh!
Jeez - how stunned are we - of course that's why Nigel did it.
Harper - the man that Nigel hid the payment from is now going to be perfectly upfront and honest about why he did the deed?
D'oh!
So Nigel hid the news from Harper because?
D'oh!
Nigel could not possibly know that it would damage his confident, his boss, and his friend?
D'oh!
Nigel could not see any problem with gifting a Senator as Chief of Staff for the Prime Minister?
D'oh!
Nigel could not see any problem with gifting him so Mike could repay the taxpayers before the scandal in the Senate worsened?
D'oh!
But we can all breathe a sigh of relief as the Prime Minister knows what was in the head of Nigel - and it was pure.
We can all breathe a sigh of relief because the Prime Minister started talking again - albeit under his restrictions - to the media.
Just as Homer would:
[Meeting the Media] Please don't eat me! I have a Chief of Staff, Cabinet, and Senators. Eat them!
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