The Premier's "glass is half-full" translates into a vision "half-baked"

Premier Dunderdale appears to have a whole new concept on "good news". She's taken "the glass is half-full" to a whole new dimension.

Quebec and Ottawa sign deal on Old Harry and the Premier says "this is good news" - now we can fight for it.

Peter Kiewit pulls out of a 30 year 35 billion dollar deal and the Premier says "this is good news" - Kiewit is too busy to bother with it.

It is going to cost the people of Newfoundland and Labrador a fortune to develop and export Lower Churchill Power and the Premier says "this is good news" - we can now avoid Quebec.

Oh and almost forgot, The Abitibi Mill in Grand Falls-Windsor gone the Premier says "this is good news" we can expropriate the assets and the whole town if we want. 

Let's speculate on other good news announcements:

Another fishery has shut down - This is "good news" we don't have wharf upkeep.

Nova Scotia not Newfoundland and Labrador gets an aluminum smelter - This is "good news" don't have to worry about the environment.

Newfoundlanders and Labradorians leave their province to work elsewhere - This is "good news" it will take strain off health care.

Loss of the Stephenville Airport - This is "good news" - we can now concentrate on Deer Lake.

Loss of Kruger paper mill - This is "good news" - the trees can grow back. 

Can you offer some suggestions for the Premier on "good news" announcements to come?