Monday, October 08, 2007

Napkins for the table...

or tissues for tears of joy or defeat. Sue's Blog also recommends this for wrapping for favorite Christmas gifts like perfumes for Walter - wine for Paul - a smoke for Trevor - some gyproc for Ed.

It can also be framed for hanging on the wall - especially for those politicians who might spend some time in the clink.

Share it with your friends - share it with a neighbour - if you are Liberal you could have it hooked for a rug - place mats for fine dining. Can be enlarged to a mural for your living room wall or grandma's hall - or the side of a fish flake - on your barn - or even replace some of Andy's nemesis - graffiti.

To get some of the man's luck - it even comes in a bingo blotter. When you play IP Freely's bingo you can use this - to win quicker.

If you would like it for a corporate seal - no problem - allow 1 week for delivery - it has to go through the environmental review process.

Sue's Blog should donate some to the food bank as well - to package in with the boxes of prosperity. Available soon on bandages and license plates as you travel in your u-haul.

Use it on your resume - when applying for a job in Alberta - they love him.

Send it to Stephen Harper every time you want to protest a federal government decision.

Add it to your municipal signage - it will attract more tourists.

And if you have a sports car or want to feel like you are driving one - it comes in self-stick decals. Comes in removable tattoo's or iron on patches for your golf or hockey bags.

Decorative stamp for all your envelopes - especially when paying your cable bill. Next time you see the Premier - get an autograph and put it in your scrapbook.

Gotta have a bit of fun - order yours now - price goes up tomorrow.

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